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This Month's Comedy Shows

Use this area to offer a short teaser of your email's content. Text here will show in the preview area of some email clients. Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Hey friends, What's up? It's your pal Matt Koff. The guy who does the comedy? Nothing? Anyway, if you're getting this email you signed up to be on my email list at some point. Sorry. I'm writing because I have a big show coming up this Tuesday at 7:30 and I'd love it if you could make it. It's a showcase at UCB Theater East. It's only $5, there's no drink minimum, and everyone on it is funny. Including me! I'm funny! I swear! Details are here: http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2944 Reservations recommended. If you can't make it, I'm also doing a bunch of other fun shows this month. Oh and if you don't want any more emails like this you can unsubscribe below. Happy Spring! Matt  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2013 Matt Koff Ltd, All rights reserved. You signed up for this newsletter either at a show or on my website! Our mailing address is: Matt Koff Ltd 106 Clifton Pl 1B New York, NY 11238 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Onion News Crawl Joke

Happy holidays, folks! To celebrate, I got you this very funny Onion News Network video, which features a fake headline written by yours truly.  It's in the news crawl at the very beginning:

[0:06] "Prince Harry Calls His Feature-Length Documentary About How Holocaust Was A Lie A 'Regrettable Slip-Up'"

It didn't make my mom laugh, but hey, when is the last time you and she agreed on anything anyhow?

New Mr. Whitepants Video: Starting Over

Starting Over - watch more funny videos

9 AM Meeting Celebrates Its Third Term as Mayor of Channel 101 NY!

Great news!  9 AM Meeting placed #1 at Channel 101 NY for the third straight month! The new episode, entitled "Great Pumpkin," has Dan and Matt still waiting for a meeting that never begins, and discussing various autumnal subjects.



Check out all the 9 AM Meeting episodes over at Channel 101: NY.

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween, everyone!

I just image-googled the words "Spooky Pumpkin" and this was the first result:

I don't know about you, but I'm satisfied.

Anyway, I wrote a few Halloween-themed ecards.  The someecards site won't let me embed them for some reason, so please enjoy these spoooOOOoooky hyperlinks:

I defy you to come up with a costume scarier than me on 25-cent wing night. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/2AKAFr

This Halloween, you should dress up as "Guy Without Halitosis." | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/v1X7m

Some of us don't need an excuse to dress like a whore and eat candy until we vomit. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/1oUzFq

You'd make a decent Dracula, but you'd make a fantastic "Dracula's Fat Cousin." | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/g1PX5

I couldn't enjoy Halloween more if I were I pedophile with a pumpkin fetish. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/2KBnLL

This Halloween, I'm going as "employed." | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/3XJnKS

I remember when autumn meant something to me besides a change in beer selection. | Seasonal Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/26PRf0

Halloween #3

Halloween #3
Originally uploaded by stevechasmar

Really puts things in perspective, don't it?

Happy Halloween!

New Video from Mr. Whitepants: 'C+C Music Factory'

C+C Music Factory

Enjoy this new video from my sketch comedy group, Mr. Whitepants.

Directed by Brandon Lisy.
Sound by Steve Horak.

ONN News Crawl Joke

Mine's the one about Regis Philbin. Take that, Regis Philbin!


U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

9 AM Meeting Voted #1 Second Month In A Row!

Excellent news, friends! Our Channel 101:NY show, 9 AM Meeting, was renewed for a third episode at last week's screening at the New York Television Festival. The show came in at #1 again, earning a jaw-dropping 96.77% of votes.

Yes: I AM AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE.

WATCH THE SHOW HERE:




If you enjoy the show, please e-mail it to your pals at the office/factory/militia. Thanks and Happy Yom Kippur if that's your thing!