Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween, everyone!

I just image-googled the words "Spooky Pumpkin" and this was the first result:

I don't know about you, but I'm satisfied.

Anyway, I wrote a few Halloween-themed ecards.  The someecards site won't let me embed them for some reason, so please enjoy these spoooOOOoooky hyperlinks:

I defy you to come up with a costume scarier than me on 25-cent wing night. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/2AKAFr

This Halloween, you should dress up as "Guy Without Halitosis." | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/v1X7m

Some of us don't need an excuse to dress like a whore and eat candy until we vomit. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/1oUzFq

You'd make a decent Dracula, but you'd make a fantastic "Dracula's Fat Cousin." | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/g1PX5

I couldn't enjoy Halloween more if I were I pedophile with a pumpkin fetish. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/2KBnLL

This Halloween, I'm going as "employed." | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/3XJnKS

I remember when autumn meant something to me besides a change in beer selection. | Seasonal Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/26PRf0